Yaoi

When I visited Malaysia for a debate competition in 2015, I had the opportunity to shop in a huge anime merchandise shop .100s of comic books, posters and figurines and no parental supervision critiquing my allowance spending habits. Amidst all the shouhen and hentai ,my eyes landed on some old newspapers. Free newspapers FILLED with yaoi. Images of pretty boys in pastel coloured kimonos ,making suggestive postures beckoned me. My teenage brain was absolutely delighted. I quietly snuck in two copies for my BFF and I,*cough cough * for later viewing pleasures.

After coming back to India,I promptly lost the above pornographic material.

One fine afternoon, my mother and I were cleaning the junk stored in my cupboards.

After dumping out all the contents of the bottom-most drawer. I noticed my pretty boy porn stuffed in between my books. The porn was right under my mother’s nose.By this point I was sweating BULLETS.  I swiftly salvaged the newspaper and tucked it under my leg. Then, discretely hid it in another drawer. When mom enquired about my suspicious activities, I smiled and said that it was a “school newsletter ” and I was keeping it because I was “sentimental “.